Jokes about Boomers Seniors and Aging
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Gotta Love Old Men
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 . . .
lived in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don’t know. I’ll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful" (knocks on wood).
She then yells, "I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door."
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